👩: If you had one wish, what it would be?
👱: I wish the internet never found.
👩: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a job interview.
👱: I can perform well under pressure.
👩: Loyal people get hurt the most. True or false?
👱: Not sure.
👩: If you could sit on a bench and chat for an hour with anyone, who could it be?
👱: Nikola Tesla.
👩: Do you have something to say to people in the whole world?
👱: I do.
👩: Tell me.
👱: I am too old to worry about who likes me and who dislikes me. I have more important things to do. If you love me, then I love you. If you support me, then I support you back. If you hate me, then I don’t care. Life goes on, with or without you.
👩: OK. 85% will fail this one.
👱: Try me.
👩: I have six eggs. I broke two. I cooked two. I ate two. How many eggs are left?
👩: Are you sure?
👩: Can a relationship go back to exactly how it was after one person cheats?
👱: Yeah. We can go back to that day when we don’t know each other.
👩: Why you say so?
👱: Cheating is a choice, not a mistake. Forgiveness is allowed only for mistake.
👩: Now, tell me a big lie.
👱: I am not lying.
👩: What do you really want right now?
👱: Now? Well. I want someone to hug me and say, “I know it’s hard. You are going to be okay. Here is chocolate for you. And eight million dollars.”