Birds Sing in the Mornings
Rumah Sejuta Martabak
Backyard
👩: Name one thing more valuable
than money.
👱: Time.
👩: If your EX texts you, “I love
you. I want you back.” How will you reply?
👱: “This is his wife.”
👩: Mention one thing that
destroys a relationship.
👱: Lies. Lie to people who love
you and play with their feelings. Those bad things break the hearts of good
people, forever.
👩: You and your EX alone in a
room for hours. What will happen?
👱: World War III.
👩: Drop the most painful words
that someone has told you.
👱:
“I love you. I really do, but I have to marry him.”
👩:
If you see your EX falling down, what will you do?
👱:
Record her.
👩:
In one word, describe how you feel right now. No explanation, just one word.
👱:
Dead.
👩:
Three words better than “I love you”?
👱:
“I trust you.”
👩:
Why?
👱:
Because it’s hard to do. You can love someone but not trust them.
👩:
Tell me the most valuable lesson that you have learned.
👱:
Well. A hungry stomach, an empty pocket, and a broken heart. Those will teach
you the most valuable lessons in life.
👩: Oh. By the way, do you know why
birds sing in the mornings?
👱: Because they love it.
👩: Wrong.
👱: So?
👩: Because they don’t have to go to
fucking work.
👱: OK.